Tuesday, October 19, 2010

joke of the day

where do spies do there shopping
at the snopper market

joke of the day knock knock

why did the young women take the job at the glue factory
he wanted to tell a running joke

joke of the day

why could'nt the bodybuilder cross the road
the traffic was too heavy

joke of the day

what do youget when you cross a comedian with a crochet
a knit wit

joke of the day

what happened when the dry cleaner was mugged
he pressed charges

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Choir Concert

Ammon was in his first choir concert. His teacher is Rachel McCune (from Omaha, Nebraska). The concert was held at Salem Hills High School because I think they needed that much space. There were hundreds of kids in this concert. There are two chorus 1 classes, a concert choir and a group of chamber singers. I was amazed at the skill of this teacher. She has the hardest age for the early teen voices. Boys are uncertain about singing at all because they can't control the squeaking, etc. She had them sing songs that they knew and liked and you could tell all the kids adored her -- how do I know that? By the way they performed. They were professional in their demeanor. They didn't miss a single clue or beat. I only hear two bad notes the whole night. It was really fun to hear this group of kids and to know that Ammon has the opportunity to work with one of the best choir teachers we've met in Utah. (Including Lunt and Bills.)
For some reason the photos won't upload today. I'll try later.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

joke of the day

why couldn't the sailler play cards
because they were standing on the deck

joke of the day

what did the baker think of the joke
he got a rise out of it

ammon sings out

yesterday Mt nebo junior high choir had a concert i sang dont stop believin and i gotta feeling it was great day did i mention we were at salem hills high we were great bye

joke of the day

what did the tailer sayy after his client fired him
suit yourself

joke of the day

what did the farmer say when she fell in the haystack
bale me out

joke of the day

what do angels say when they answer the telephone
halo

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

joke of the day

why did the journalist go to the ice cream parlor
to get the scoop

joke of the day

what do farmers plant in there gardens
couch potatoes

Monday, October 11, 2010

joke of the day

why did the sticker need a lawwyer
it was ripped off

joke of the day

if athletes get athletes foot what do astronauts get
missle toe

joke of the day

what are a plumbers favorite shoes
clogs

Thursday, October 7, 2010

joke of the day

where do baseball pitchers learn new pitches
they look in the en-strike-lopedia

joke of the day

why do scientists love baseball
they love looking at slides

joke of the day

what has four wheels and grows on a vine
a skategourd

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

joke of the day

knock knock
whos there
stan
stan who
stan back

joke of the day

knock knock
whos there
ewan
ewan who
no just me

joke of the day knock knock

joke of the day

knock knock
whos there
chester
chester who
chester minute dont youu recognize me

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Half A Happy Day

Ammon had a great birthday. He got some great gifts but I think the blog posts and comments meant as much to him, or more, than any gift he could get. He must have watched the video Jess posted 50 times. He read all the comments and was so happy to hear from so many people. Thanks, everybody for making his day so wonderful. We appreciate all your support. The reason I put "half" a happy day is because it was Gracie's birthday today as well. I wanted to get a photo of them together, but she has been sick all day long, throwing up all over her mom and herself. Poor little girl!! So we kept them apart but I did get a cute little smile from her tonight just before she went to bed. Hopefully she will feel better tomorrow to play with her birthday gifts.
Isn't she a doll?!

Monday, October 4, 2010

countdown til my birthday

we have 6 hours til my birthday i am excited bye
knock knock
whos there
hacienda
hacienda who
hacienda the book

joke of the day

knock knock
whos there
halibut
halibut who halibut letting me in on the secret

joke of the day

knock knock
whos there
four eggs
four eggs ample

Friday, October 1, 2010

joke of the day

knock knock
whos there
watson
watson who
watson television tonight